Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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