All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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