New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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