no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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