On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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