i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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