i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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