I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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