rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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