Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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