she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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