Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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