So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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