he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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