Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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