I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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