We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
