she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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