Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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