Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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