Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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