I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Come share oat with me in your robe
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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