If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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