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It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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