..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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