idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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