sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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