whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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