What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I deserve this hangover.
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