I wanna bring you to show and tell
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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