You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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