Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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