it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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