I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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