Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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