My hand turned me down
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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