You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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