just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I will pee on everything he values.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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