I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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