I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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