I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is it because I queefed?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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