He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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