I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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