i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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