Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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