guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?