Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
be right there i have to get my cape
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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