in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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