Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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