Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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