Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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