Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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