You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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