friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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