YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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