i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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