your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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